Popular Devil Mascot Found Posing [News]

[King V]

"Attention everyone! A body has been-... wait, what was I doing? Ah, yes! We've gotten a report just now that one of the park's most popular mascots, Luciflash, has been spotted at the east entrance, and seemed to be putting on a show for the audience! We've also received a report that a man smoking a cigarette was found at the north entrance, and attempted to calmly signal to us!"

"Is the situation inside the park perhaps not as dire as we first thought? The survivors don't seem to have any particular concern. The police still haven't made a statement on this issue, perhaps they have something to hide about this situation after all! Might this entire situation be one huge police conspiracy? Find out now! Right after these messages."

[King V]

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John Constantine writes:

I don't know, could be troublesome if the barrier stays up for a week or so. Even with a small amount of people, we only have water and food for so long.

[John Dark Souls]

Lemonade Cat writes:

"6/10 quite literal clickbait (ФДФ)"