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Post by Daiwa Scarlet on Dec 29, 2015 22:27:33 GMT -8
A small field for the Red Queen's croquet games. Flamingos and hedgehogs run around the field, chasing each other through the wickets. There is a red metal door into the castle and red rose bushes lined around it. Further away is the red rose hedge maze, a wooden door at the entrance. There is also a small hole in the wall. Tables have been set up around the field for any guests that sought a bite to eat. They have tarts and other food items that were set up in a decorative manner, but their order has since been ruined. Servers carry platters of refreshments around. A large woman in red stands in the croquet court with other croquet players timidly hitting the hedgehogs around the field. Off to the side a man with a strange hat and a hare try to entertain guests. Flamingo- 4.5 (16 remains) Hedgehog- 1.5 (13 remains) Red metal doorTowards the wooden door of the maze Hole in the wall A stone bridge that doesn't look very structurally sound
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Post by Daiwa Scarlet on Dec 31, 2015 19:56:15 GMT -8
The Mad Hatter interrupts his little jig when more walk by, "It seems that quite a crowd had gathered. Hare, you know what that means!"
"More tea?"
"Perhaps, but I think a riddle would serve to pass the time. So does anyone know, why a ravan is like a writing desk?"
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Post by Siren on Dec 31, 2015 20:11:07 GMT -8
Siren giggles at the Hatter's riddle. "Well sir, a writing desk is a rest for pens and a raven is a pesk to wrens."
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Post by Ryo Asuka on Dec 31, 2015 21:09:59 GMT -8
"How is a raven like a writing desk? I thought we've been over this before Hatter. You should stop wasting time with riddles that have no answer."
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Post by Daiwa Scarlet on Dec 31, 2015 21:29:36 GMT -8
The Hatter replies, "But ravens are different from ravans as pens are from pans."
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Post by Ryo Asuka on Dec 31, 2015 21:39:19 GMT -8
"Well what is a bloody ravan?"
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Post by Daiwa Scarlet on Dec 31, 2015 21:47:52 GMT -8
"I haven't the faintest idea."
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Post by Daiwa Scarlet on Dec 31, 2015 22:28:10 GMT -8
*A crowd gathers around as Luffy inflates his arms*
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Post by yaes on Dec 31, 2015 23:14:30 GMT -8
"The more I see the weirder this gets."
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Post by Daiwa Scarlet on Jan 1, 2016 0:01:25 GMT -8
*Nora silently scrapes piles of pancakes off the tables and carries them off*
*Nora continues her feast by stuffing her mouth with every pancake she could find. She suddenly shrinks to about a foot tall.*
*Alice tries different drinks and ends up about a foot tall as well.*
[smear:610a14]*The Mad Hatter and Hare start to sing twisted nursery rhymes at the top of their lungs. They sound absolutely horrible.*[/smear:402e24]
*Alice returns to her normal height while standing on a table.*
*Nora also pops up on a table*
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Post by Daiwa Scarlet on Jan 1, 2016 17:46:52 GMT -8
*The Red Queen has the guards drag the White Rabbit to her*
*The croquet players morph into pigs and are rounded up by the servants*
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Post by Siren on Jan 1, 2016 21:08:22 GMT -8
Siren looks at the rabbit in concern before putting on a mask of curiosity. "Oh my, oh dear, what seems to be happening here?"
(SEE WHAT I DID THERE?)
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Post by yaes on Jan 1, 2016 21:27:09 GMT -8
"Neither a writing desk nor a Ravan is made of cheese, despite Ravan consuming copious amounts of cheese."
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Post by Ryo Asuka on Jan 1, 2016 22:13:36 GMT -8
Alice gets tea spilled on her by Allen. "EXCUSE YOU? You have the audacity to disrespect me like that?" Alice then turns to Siren. "And you. You dare spread lies to the Queen? Her life is at stake right now and you dare jeopardize that in order to save the Rabbit's life? You dare value the Rabbit's life over the Queen's? Who do you think you are? You aren't home anymore. This is Wonderland. Where dreams come to die. If you want to tango, then let's tango!"
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Post by yaes on Jan 1, 2016 22:18:52 GMT -8
"Well, you took the tea by force when I was in the middle of enjoying it. It kind of just stumbled out of my hands."
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