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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2014 1:49:09 GMT -8
-2.5- The Awakening of the Wild Card
{Parody} Now, this is the story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became a murderer in a town filled with Despair In west Port Island born and raised In the Restaurant was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And watching people drink poison like a bunch of fools When a couple of guys Who were up to good Startin cleaning trouble in my neighborhood I did one little murder and my mind got scared It said 'You're makin' allies with the murderers over there' I whistled until the trial and when Riven came near The accusations were fresh but her suspicions weren't clear If anything I can say is that this interrogator was rare But I thought Man forget it Yo home to the Death Chair I woke up from my slumber about seven or eight And I read the conclusion and thought 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked to my kingdom I was finally there To afk in the candy store as a member of Despair
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Post by Kami Luna on Jan 30, 2014 6:48:48 GMT -8
Officially best character file.. +$5000 to you good sir..
-Karen approved-
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2014 15:01:09 GMT -8
I aim to please.
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