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Post by Funny Valentine [Silentgod] on Mar 1, 2016 18:50:52 GMT -8
"Because, Mr. Hipster, someone kidnapped us and put us together to do... something. Hrmm." Deadpool then rolls up his sleeves to pretend to look at an imaginary watch. Anyone who sees the exposed arm will notice that it is horribly scarred. "Speaking of which how long is whoever took us gonna take? I am starting to get real hungry for real now."
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Post by Siren on Mar 1, 2016 21:04:28 GMT -8
Siren, who'd been silently analyzing those around her, suddenly shouts. "Would you all shut up for like five seconds?! You're giving me a headache!"
She turns to the self-proclaimed Deadpool. "You especially. I don't appreciate your psycho-analyzing, or comments you consider to be 'witty'."
Siren turns and walks away to the edge of the room. "Now I am going to do some form of sleeping. So keep the racket down. Wake me up only if there is an emergency. Unless you're the cute ginger because he seems reasonable. Then I guess I don't mind."
With that, Siren pulls her hood over her head, curls up, and closes her eyes. |
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Post by Funny Valentine [Silentgod] on Mar 1, 2016 22:12:04 GMT -8
Deadpool suddenly interrupts Siren mid-sentence and pokes her forehead. "Boop."
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2016 5:06:18 GMT -8
"Jeez I'm stuck with weird people...WHY AM I HERE!? Is this Hell...?"
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Post by Ryo Asuka on Mar 2, 2016 9:29:38 GMT -8
~Kigurumi notices the new guy who walked in the room~
"No silly, this isn't Hell. We are just having a friendly party or something! Everything is fine!"
~'This may not be Hell but existence can be a fate even worse than the afterlife we are doomed to'~ |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2016 11:15:48 GMT -8
"What are you talking about girl. Look at all the women and the gold in the world, oh you wouldn't understand you must have a crappy life."
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Post by Funny Valentine [Silentgod] on Mar 2, 2016 11:21:52 GMT -8
"She's a crappy comedian for sure. Oooooh, shot fired! And anyway this isn't hell." Deadpool then suddenly gets into the new guy's face. "But if you bring your hypocritical marine bulls*** into this game, you are gonna find out exactly what that old mafia saying involving naps and aquariums is like. Understood?"
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Post by John Dark Souls on Mar 2, 2016 12:00:04 GMT -8
*suddenly shakes her head and comes to* "No no no no, now is not the time for that." *turns towards the weird red-dressed old man*  "Kidnapped? Don't you think you have read far too many comics or manga oji-san? Well, I mean, I get that just the cosplay you are wearing is already enough of an answer, but still... There is no way something like actual kidnapping just like out of fiction stories would happen in real life... I think somebody needs to learn to differentiate reality from their delusions... I don't remember being kidnapped at all, and I'm sure that I just chased after the cat until I somehow got lost here in the process... That's why, the truth behind all of this must be..." *makes a dramatic pause*  "AN INCIDENT OF SMALL NUMBER OF PEOPLE SIMULTANEOUSLY GETTING LOST IN THE SAME PLACE! Wait, no, an accident! Yes, ACCIDENT!" |
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Post by Funny Valentine [Silentgod] on Mar 2, 2016 12:12:53 GMT -8
"Well yes I do read a lot of comics, but that has to do with the fact I am an actual comic book character, just like Ms. Comedy Act is a manga character. And this isn't cosplay. This is me being polite because I know that if people saw my face regularly." Deadpool then them removes his mask revealing...  "Well they will tend to vomit a lot. Also yes, I know. I'm ugly. This is what cancer can do to you people, so get your regular check ups." |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2016 12:17:18 GMT -8
*faces red-dressed ugly dude*
"hey clown are you on drugs or something? No wonder you're wearing a mask you're a freak, I bet people stepped on your face everyday that's how you came to look like this not by some illness."
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Post by Kai, Prince of V on Mar 2, 2016 12:20:51 GMT -8
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Post by Ryo Asuka on Mar 2, 2016 12:34:12 GMT -8
~looks at the hideous creep pulling off his mask~ "Aw! Everyone is a cutie! Even you are! Everyone is a cutie!" ~tries to hold back vomit from the sight of the hideous abomination~ |
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Post by Funny Valentine [Silentgod] on Mar 2, 2016 12:59:26 GMT -8
*faces red-dressed ugly dude*
"hey clown are you on drugs or something? No wonder you're wearing a mask you're a freak, I bet people stepped on your face everyday that's how you came to look like this not by some illness." "Says the sad pathetic excuse of a corrupt government former chief petty officer. Didn’t you get arrested after a run in with the Straw Hats? How did that feel?" |
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Post by John Dark Souls on Mar 2, 2016 15:19:04 GMT -8
 "Fu fu fu. You may fool them but you won't fool me oji-san. A mask underneath a mask is one of the oldest tricks in a book. Good try though." |
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Post by Heihoukon [Tsurugi] on Mar 2, 2016 16:43:39 GMT -8
Heihoukon darts into the Assembly Hall wearing what appears to be a torn up straitjacket, shutting the door behind him with his back as quickly as he can.
"Just how many more 'talks' do I need from those men until they will just leave me be?! Those men don't even have the foggiest idea of how to relate to my experience!"
Heihoukon suddenly realizes that he is not alone, and that he isn't where he thought he was before.
"Oh my goodness! Guests! I haven't had any guests in...well, now that I think of it, I can't recall ever having guests..."
He suddenly looks at Deadpool's face and breathes a sigh of relief, making his way over to Deadpool.
"Ah, it's good to know that I'm in familiar company here...it's a pleasure to meet you all. Oh, and would someone mind helping me out of this jacket here? I got a bit tangled up on the way inside."
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